in court
judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same
horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell
*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me: BALLIN
me: BALL IS LIFE
me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
tokomon:

Rose Bride- Anthy Himemiya 

tokomon:

Rose Bride- Anthy Himemiya 

heckacute:

A lot of people say that they hate to break it to you, but not me. I love to break it to you. I live for it.

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

chadleymacguff:

WAIT LOST

chadleymacguff:

WAIT LOST

queenconsuelabananahammock:

HATE Y’ALL

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

fashionfever:

 

Alexander Wang’s swanky living room in TriBeCa. I could used to living there.

fashionfever:

 

Alexander Wang’s swanky living room in TriBeCa. I could used to living there.

trapcartel:

If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch