I hate when people ask, ‘What’s it like being an Indian comedian?’ Or similarly, when they ask female comedians what it’s like being a ‘female comedian.’ I’ve never read anyone ask Jerry Seinfeld what it’s like being a ‘Caucasian comedian,’ which is actually a great question. Mindy Kaling put it best when she said something to the effect of, ‘I can go head-to-head with any white, male comedy writer. Don’t try to segment me into a smaller category.’ I thought it was such a badass thing to say and articulated my frustration perfectly.
Aziz Ansari (via harryistrash)

silverdreaming:

nO BUT THIS IS THE CUTEST THING
STILES SAYS “THE HOTTEST GIRL” AND THEY JUST AGREE, NO ONE BATS AN EYELID, EVEN ISAAC WHO DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT AND THEN HE JUST

sOMEBODY HELP ME

foodchewer:

my date

foodchewer:

my date

humansofnewyork:

"He teases me!"

humansofnewyork:

"He teases me!"

chikarii:

epic-humor:

see more

This will be my future pets.

chikarii:

epic-humor:

see more

This will be my future pets.

gypsyrose27:

zipping:

stay fierce

This little baby is precious

heckacute:

My dream job would be
to sleep next to you for as
long as I wanted

relahvant:

this guy in front of me on the train was talking to his girlfriend on the phone and when he hung up I saw the contact was called “happiness” if that’s not cute idk what is

whirrring:

awwww-cute:

Puppies Dreaming

EEEEEEEEE

whirrring:

awwww-cute:

Puppies Dreaming

EEEEEEEEE

faruhanu:

I. need. this.

faruhanu:

I. need. this.

faruhanu:

aaaayk:

THIS. 
This is what i expect of my husband.
If you don’t hug me and tell me its all gon’ be okay when i’m leaving my whole family for you then i’m sorry,
I’m out.

Very sweet.

faruhanu:

aaaayk:

THIS. 

This is what i expect of my husband.

If you don’t hug me and tell me its all gon’ be okay when i’m leaving my whole family for you then i’m sorry,

I’m out.

Very sweet.

marctheknight:

onlylolgifs:

Baby LED light suit halloween costume preview

I’m terrified